‘Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act’ proposed in Maryland
Eric Owens, Daily Caller | March 10, 2013

A Maryland state senator has crafted a bill to curb the zeal of public school officials who are tempted to suspend students as young as kindergarten for having things — or talking about things, or eating things — that represent guns, but aren’t actually anything like real guns. …

As Reason’s Hit & Run blog noted, Park Elementary School officials later offered counseling to other students who may have been traumatized by the pastry. …

The bill also includes a section mandating counseling for school officials who fail to distinguish between guns and things that resemble guns. …

The crazies are in charge, so this bill is unlikely to become law.

List of recent insanity on top of the “zero tolerance” incidents of the last decade:

Second-grader suspended for having breakfast pastry shaped like a gun

High-school freshman suspended for having a picture of a gun

Philadelphia girl searched, berated for having a gun made of paper at school

Maryland school suspends six-year-old boy for making gun gesture, saying ‘pow’

Kindergartener suspended for making ‘terroristic threat’ with Hello Kitty bubble gun

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